changelog
up until october 11, all of my site updates were more or less undocumented. i plan to change that from now on, because i like you a lot. *w*
12-20-2025
> updated big red button.
> added streaming to blogs.
> posted eggman's nudes on twitter dot com.
12-13-2025
> updated big red button.
> added the cartoons of death volume 1 to art.
> made fun of openai.
12-6-2025
> updated big red button.
> added christmas update v1 to blogs.
> legalized nuclear bombs.
11-29-2025
> updated big red button.
> straightened it out.
11-22-2025
> updated big red button.
> updated bio in about.
> waited for my aids test to come back.
11-15-2025
> updated big red button.
> added mailbag 6: take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else to mailbag.
> learned to fly from a floating green head.
11-8-2025
> updated big red button.
> added sleep to blogs.
>took jeff the killer's advice for granted.
11-1-2025
> updated big red button.
> added how to make garlic sauce from papa john's (totally accurate recipe no bullshit) to blogs.
> shot mariah carey.
10-25-2025
> updated big red button.
> added alien spaceship to music.
> removed potential music equipment page in about. basically i'll make it a blog post at some point because i don't think it's that important to put in about just yet. -w-
> installed hot dog stand theme for windows 3.1.
10-18-2025
> updated big red button.
> added wip.html to about.
> turned off sticky keys.
10-11-2025
> added changelog (welcome!).
> updated big red button.
> added skate 4 review to blogs.
> added mailbag 5: down with mail, up with bags to mailbag.
> removed herobrine.
kthxbai. >w<