new year's predictions v1

made on december 27, 2025

 

this is what i think will happen next year. not exactly sure when, but i'll bet that they'll happen:

 

- trump dies

 

i'm probably gonna fuck this one up by a lot, but i think our current president is either about to die dramatically by some disease that was hidden from the public or he gets shot or blown up. if it doesn't happen by this year, consider america lucky. or at least 1/2 of america for that matter. which half? you can guess.

 

 

- ai will burst into flames

 

i wish this one would happen way sooner, but again, i will fuck this one up by a lot. hell, probably a lot more than our current president dying. here's what i will think happen: people will get so tired of ai that it will all collapse on itself. that or companies and their stocks will tank directly or indirectly because of it.

 

i'm not saying it will rebel against humanity. god no. i'm surprised it didn't happened already.

 

 

- the world will burn

 

you already know.

 

kthxbai. >w<