Cards Against Humanity: The James Box 2

White Card Ideas


Ziggy's sweets

Cigarettes that come in a black pack with a skull and crossbones on the front called Tumors

Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel

A Chris Rock DVD called Bigger & Blacker

Total with Raisins

The local crackhead

Gerald Ford

Super AIDS

Hitler cow fucker

Margaret Thatcher the Cum Snatcher

Subway cookies

Pamela Anderson

Kanye's laptop

Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream

A chihuahua telling me to fuck his wife

Goobacks

The End of Evangelion

Swamp Dogg

The final episode of House

Getting eaten out at the AMC parking lot

bussinbetty69

Dracula Flow

Demanding $3.50

An 11-year old boy disguised as a 39 year-old DILF

Developers

Steve Ballmer

Rodney King

The cashier at Hot Topic

British meatballs

A 1989 Lincoln Town Car

Bill Cosby telling you to "just say no"

Darkie Toothpaste

Crack, rock cocaine

Prep Time

The back of the bus

A personal diary with a black cover, which is called "Book of Shadows"

Windows updates

Peanut Butter Ayds

Interstate 405

Jared Fogle

Steve Irwin

The all new Ford Freestar

RoundUp

Rush Limbaugh

Gay sex with Joseph Gordon Levitt

The drummer from Hanson

Children made in the USA

Courtney

Qua'Lifriaqui'Sha'Niquia

Congratulashayla

Clitorisandrea

La'Taniana'Bo'Vanashrianiqualiquanice

Purity rings

Garden Salsa Sun Chips

A glass of sex

HoH SiS

A high school girl with big ol' tonhongerekoogers

A transfer student with even bigger bonkhongahoogs

Coffee-flavored coffee

An 18 year old haiku-writing motherfucker

Hoes that are mad

1996 Darth Vader Talking Bank

Untitled by Simple Plan

Giving head to your significant other with a peanut allergy after eating a Reese's

Nepo babies

A

Bitch

Slap

Fuckstick

J.Z. Knight

Anna Garrison, Sacrificer of Period Blood

All new BadDragon dildos

Burger King breakfast

A pregnant woman in labor at Steak n' Shake

Shitting and puking your brains out on a camping trip

The religious cult more famously known as the Gilstrap Family Dealerships

Burying the bodies in the ground by your next door neighbor

Chaturbate

Accidentally cumming in your own ass

The ads

30 minutes of ad-free music

Smoking nic and sucking dick

Being raped by a 40 year old cougar and her 2 friends

A real transgender fuck buddy

A fake transgender fuck buddy

5:19:00 in to Portal Radio Loop 10 Hours

$200 couch off Facebook Marketplace

A spice rack

The LeHammer

Paying for a fucking blue checkmark

Dream's apology video

$3,000 gorilla statue

A possibly haunted Raggedy Anne doll

Howard Dean

Wonder Bread

Getting stuck in Geno's maze

GAS STATION TWEAKERS!!!!!!!11111

As an AI-generated language model, I cannot provide an answer for this card.

@Gork

The lost episode

A bunch of cheap walk cycles

Trans Bob Ross

Hookers at the Point

Your mom's friends

Ghost Hunters, the gayest fucking show in the world

The dollar, dollar bills, y'all

Taking 9 yeareals to collect the cereals

My bra-less wife

A sandwich with chips (not asked for)

TinaRina

September 11, 200-Fun

One million dollars (in Dr. Evil's voice)

Zoo-wee-mama

The Ladybug Phone

The Cheese Touch

Bubby

My secret freckle

Baby shoes.
For sale.
Never worn.

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The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

A license for stabbin'

That fake ass Fushigi ball I spent $25 on

Badgers

My pipe

Frog Fractions

Zug Zug

M-Rated Mario Kart (the M stands for Mario) 

Child Murder Weekly

U and Dat Booty

Gabriel Iglesias, King of the Mexicans

Writing a list of reasons why you're a piece of shit

Pokemon Walkie Talkies

Sticking your dick in a Cheerio

An awfully hot coffee pot

The Booty Butt-tickling Bandit

The all-new Little Caesar's $5 Pick-Your-Own-Topping Pizza

Robot Pirate Island

Petoria

The crack spider's bitch

The Canadian Wildlife Service in Ottawa

Ned Ryerson

The offices of Charlie Hebdo

Baby don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
No more.

The Kombucha Mushroom People

Legends of the Hidden Temple

The Rings of Saturn, bitch!

Maplenut Crunch

Cranberry Ale

Financial compensation

Screaming at the front entrance of Sky Zone Trampoline Park 

12 Monkeys

Space Cube

The Hula-Hoop Champion of Wisconsin

Kirk Fogg

American Gladiators

Supermarket Sweep

The Rhythm of the Night

Kitty Bobo

A Zune

Life

The Impression That I Get

Wham!

Oingo Boingo

Velvet Underground

Camel by Camel

COPS and Cheaters reruns on G4

Ace of Base

The Bad Touch

Join Us 4 Happy Time (Chao Race) from the Sonic Adventure soundtrack

A fat bald bastard

Lizard shit

All my fellas

Exit Music (For a Film)

Cat Groove

God Moving Over the Face of the Waters

A homeless gypsy woman

Smooth Operator

A Reading from the Book of Apple

Time for you to get a watch

Mom's new boyfriend

1,300 pizzas

Getting aroused when Cbat by Hudson Mohawke plays

The sunshine

Trolley problems

Wilkins Coffee

Taking babies away from candy

That really yummy white stuff that came from Mom's bed

Improv

The Roland TR-909 Open Hi-Hat

Doing it live

Playing us out

The O'Reilly Factor

Firing a mortar launcher on top of the Rockefeller-Hewett building

Cookie

No chicken at KFC

Tracheotomy Man

Morgan Freeman, the 39th president of the United States

Having a breast milk fetish