Cards Against Humanity: The James Box 2

Black Card Ideas


Out in the streets, you won't survive with __________.

Cheesy!
Crispy!
Limited time only!
__________!

We were playing in the sand.
And, you found __________.

Look over there! it's America's favorite superhero: __________.

Dude, this car kicks ass, and I can watch __________ while I'm driving!

Here's an idea: __________.

Please! Try not to kill yourself while consuming __________.

This is a certified hood classic!

You motherfuckers done messed up now. Money, cars, clothes. We might even bag __________.

And, __________'s ass just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

__________ ain't nuthin' to fuck with.

As a child, I yearned for __________.

You can't put __________ in a box!

Very tasty and healthy, too! __________.

So, guys! We did it. We reached __________.

__________ just won't go away!

Should I go visit __________? They live 5 minutes away from my shoot.

I used to be your average bloke. Then, __________ happened, and that changed everything.

Truly a tragedy in American history: __________.

"Back off, Eduardo!"
"Why? She's legal."
"SHE'S __________."

I like my women like __________; I don't like __________.

What is my problem with __________, you ask? No. I ask you what was __________'s problem with me.

It was never about __________; it's about sending a message.

Question: why take diet pills when you can enjoy __________?

Hello, __________ lovers.

__________: Now in gravy.

This is __________. It isn't glamorous, or cool, or kids stuff.

When you make __________ this good, it doesn't matter what you call it.

__________ for hot kids! Hot kids like you!

Saturday nights.
Distant lights.
You, your wife, and __________.

__________: home of food, folks, and fun.

Warning signs of Satanic behavior may be apparent, such as: a sudden, bitterly antagonistic attitude towards __________.

By the year 1987, it's estimated that __________ will help reduce the amount of auto pollution in the air by as much as 25%.

If you're the type of girl that doesn't like __________, please don't wear a Sexy Legs pantyhose.

You know, I grew up in California. So naturally, I got to know a little something about __________.

"Okay, fine. Here's something that helped me when I was depressed."
"A therapist?"
"No. __________."

Got a buck? You're in luck! Because, you can get __________, __________, and lots of your other favorites on the McDonald's Dollar Menu.

Together, Grimace, we could own __________.

Folks, here's my point, okay? These aren't just toys, they are __________.

What's in a can of Del Monte green beans? __________.

Hi! I'm __________, and welcome to Jackass.

Mistakes are proof you are __________.

"I'm a big slut with a lot of desire for __________. Call me if you feel like it: (215) 244-9455."

Want a break from __________? If you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive __________.

Tired of __________? InstaCams connects horny men and women so they can enjoy __________ together.

No __________. No __________. And probably no __________ since __________ feeds off radiation.

I LOVE _________, so please, STAY AWAY FROM ME.

I'm pretty damn good at __________, I must say. I don't give a shit what the lawsuit said.

That's it? That's __________?
THAT WAS JUST __________.

"House, we need to cure the patient?
"Did you try __________?"
"I did try __________."
"Only stupid people try __________. You are stupid."

"Now where could __________ be?"
"GARFIELD!"

I'm so hungry that I could eat __________.

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of __________.

Let me tell you, Bobby: there's nothing funny about __________.

It's not delivery; it's __________.

__________ is back!

For more information on __________, contact __________. 

What is love?

__________ is a dancer; it's a source companion.
You can feel it everywhere.

I never had to knock on wood, but I know someone who has.
Which makes me wonder if I could.
It makes me wonder if I never had to knock on wood,
and I'm glad I haven't yet, because I'm sure it isn't good.
That's __________. 

She __________ on my __________ until I __________.

I can't wait for _________ to begin!

__________ coming out your speakers.

So, I just got done calling multiple Pizza Huts. Apparently, it takes __________ to outpizza the hut.

Everybody loves __________.

Everybody hates __________.

__________ isn't real. It's a conspiracy made up by __________.

Worst. __________. Ever.

What if it was purple? Up first we have...

__________ help reduce carbon emissions.

Side effects when consuming __________ may include: __________, __________, and erectile dysfunction. 

Smash or pass: __________.

I come home every night just to see __________, and every night I contemplate divorce.

If you or a loved one have been affected by __________, you may be entitled to __________.

Just to clarify, no: I did not cum in or anywhere near __________.

Since we're apparently feeding the whole neighborhood now, why don't you have __________?

How the actual shit did __________ turn into __________?

Do you smell what __________ is cooking?

This year in school, instead of celebrating Columbus Day, we celebrate __________.

We have a group about __________ that meets Friday nights under the Brooklyn Gate bridge, and the password is "__________."

Guys, I have some news to share: I'm sexually attracted to __________, and you can't stop me.

Let me tell you about __________: it fucking sucks, and I wish anyone who associates with said thing dies mercilessly.

We were poor growing up, so instead of __________, we had __________.

The most important thing to know about __________ is that you need to stay focused at all times.

Don't ever buy __________ from the gas station.

Oh, fuck yeah! I'm getting a pole dance from __________ on a stack of __________.

Taylor, I'mma let you finish, but __________ had one of the best videos of all time!

Dude! We're getting __________ back together.

There's a big difference between __________ and __________, and if you can't get them right, you may end up dead.

If you're looking for __________, just turn left, drive straight for 2 miles, and on your next right turn, you should see __________.

"What's __________?"
"That's just fancy talk. If you want to be fancy, hold your pinky up like this."

I'm not like other girls. I'm actually into __________.

You take __________, and mix it with __________. Best combination anyone could've possibly made in history.

By 2025, the United Kingdom will have cut __________ in half.

First order as president? Legalizing __________.

Congratulations! You just got 1st place in the __________ competition. How do you feel?

__________ in the sky.
I can go twice as high.
Take a look.
It's in __________.
Reading Rainbow.

I don't fucking care if __________ is on a bagel; you should NOT have _________ any time.

Here's the recipe for cornbread: flour, cornmeal, sugar, baking powder, __________, __________, and most importantly, __________.

"Sir! We have only 20 minutes before the company goes bankrupt, and we need a top notch movie idea."
"Easy: __________ in Space."