Cards Against Humanity: The James Box

White Card Ideas


Squidward's dick nose

Paris Hilton

The TV remote that's been hiding under the couch for 20 years

Shaq Fu for the Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis

Lemon mixed with "milk"

Knowing that lobsters piss from their face

Robin Williams on 9/11

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center

Driving a hot pink 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible with whale skin hubcaps, all leather cow interior, and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights at 115 miles per hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers, and wiping my mouth with the American flag when I'm done, whilst tossing the styrofoam containers right out onto the side of the road

Akon's "Smack That"

Jonestown

A foursome with Joan Rivers, Rosie O'Donnell, and Amy Schumer

Pretending to like Ellen DeGeneres

Marrying your first cousin, but totally just to keep the money in the family

Hitachi Magic Wand

Adobe Creative Cloud

Monica Lewinsky's mouth game

The Joker, baby

BBWs in Spandex

Rubber bath toys

Using your Wii Remote as a dildo

A GIF of a dancing banana

YandereDev

Ice cream and cake and cake

Stank

That little radio in my head playing Video Killed the Radio Star on repeat

My leg!

A fucking drag race

A Pimp Named Slickback

Jerry's Bait Shop

Handicapped people making handicapped faces

That new Kim Kardashian sextape

Only one beer left

Ice Cube

Pretending to like AJR

Diet Dr. Kelp

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

The pioneers

The McRib

Sweet home Alabama

Abortion clinic

C:\WINDOWS\System32\Logfiles\Srt\SrtTrail.txt

The girl next door with them big honkers

Hotels.com

Jimmy Carter, the peanut God

My jungle love

Jeffrey Epstein

That fucking genie from Aladdin

Blacks

Whites

Hispanics

Asians

Pacific Islanders

Children

Chris Chan

Howard Stern

My favorite motherfucker Ben Stiller

The damn train

Rectal prolapse

Testicular torsion

ZA WARUDO !!

The all new Ford F-150

Israel

Palestine

My precious red stapler

Chicks with dicks

Jay and Silent Bob's Dixie cup

A box of one dozen starving-craved weasels

Cock pushups

Harry Potter and the Fucking Wizard

lemonparty.org

Gonk

Gregory House, M.D.

O.J. Simpson

Brittany Murphy

Tara Reid

MF DOOM

Andre 3000

A gallon of PCP

Assless chaps

XJ-9

That one nymphomaniac that fingers herself and orgasms at the 16 year-old Wal-Mart cashier and gets louder and faster every time he scans an item

Gardevoir

Bellsprout

Eevee

Vaporeon

Lopunny

Ditto

Asbestos

Andy Warhol eating a hamburger

Those freaky ass Charmin bears that keep talking about their wiping and furry ass fetish

NAIL GUN!

Tom Nook

Isabelle

Tortimer

Ankha

Daisy

Marina

Tracer

Mercy

Widowmaker

Mei

D.Va

Reaper

Genji

Lucio

Reinhardt

Winston

An iceberg

That really cool and unsinkable ship called the Titanic

17 really cool viruses in a trench-coat disguised as a song

Luigi Mangione

MILFs

Crazy bitches

Literal animals

The guy from Fortnite

Pancakes

Taiwanese kids working at Foxconn

A free hamburger

That fucking bitch Addison that keeps sitting next to me in my 7th grade Science class

The Ratman

Ghostbusters

Cheese

Wii Sports

Crying on your period while blasting a pirated copy of Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge by My Chemical Romance

Big titty goth women

Suzanne

FEMA

PETA

The Guy from CSPI

Tim Allen

Poking holes in your friend's condoms

One of those days

Cocklate Starfilth

Cum Shot Flavored Water

A Roku TV

Mr. Hands

A dark-skin friend that looks like Michael Jackson

A light-skin friend that looks like Michael Jackson

One guy

One jar

December 31, 1969

A bitch slap

Bitch slap^2

Bitches that can slap

Bitch slapping

The slapping bitch

Getting bitch slapped

Bitch slap repellant

Some Mini Oreos that you are allowed to share

1 minute and 2 seconds into the classic SpongeBob episode known as Gary Takes a Bath

Yummers

UNO for Xbox 360

Meru the Succubus

Bonbon 

Chuchu

African-American Express

R. Kelly's Golden Water

Harvey Weinstein

Brian Peck

Expand Dong

Ryan Reynolds dick pic

Old Yeller

The Godfather

Diagonally air

DICK FIGHT! DICK FIGHT! DICK FIGHT! DICK FIGHT!

Cowboys from Hell

Shallots

Quagmire's giraffe fucktoy

Super Ghostbusters

Bill Murray's 10-inch cock

Sex.wav

Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili

My lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel

Scissoring

Clussy

Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage

+1 (866) 364-6553

BonziBuddy

A MIDI file of Slayer's "Raining Blood"

Adolf Hitler's Epitaph

The guy that accosted me at 45th & University

Rick Rubin

Morshu

That drum break in The Winstons' "Amen Brother"

Citizens having guns

Admins not sucking dicks

Exercises for my lower back

Dropping a deuce in the brownie bowl

Netorare hentai

Adobe Flash Player

Blowing up Warner Bros. Discovery, Inc. because they cancelled Final Space

The cult of personality

An old ass box of Frosted Flakes

Full nelson

A SEX BOMB, MY BABY, YEAH!

Bung Vulchungo 

Zimbabwe Songbirds

Watching Liquid Television and tripping balls on acid

Lard for breakfast