changelog
up until october 11, all of my site updates were more or less undocumented. i plan to change that from now on, because i like you a lot. *w*
10-28-2026
> updated big red button.
> updated everything (i'm not making a site overhaul v4. i just added iframes so that you fuckers can navigate everything properly.)
> bought 2 donuts and some shit.
7-20-2026
> updated big red button.
> added oddities.
> moved multiple items to the new category (go on! guess!).
> added site overhaul v3 to blogs.
> added 99.9 qlck fm to music.
> broke the habit.
6-6-2026
> updated big red button.
> added twitter shitposting and its consequences inevitably fueled by the united states government alongside its many branches: a short rant to blogs.
> defeated chess dragon.
5-25-2026
> updated big red button.
> added profile pics volume 1 to art.
> became a fairy and collected teeth from gay people.
4-18-2026
> updated big red button.
> defeated gruntilda.
4-8-2026
> updated big red button.
> added life update v4 to blogs.
> put the skypager on vibrate.
4-4-2026
> updated big red button.
> filled the streets with banks and ran bank-making operations out of them.
3-28-2026
> updated big red button.
> added movie wallpapers to art.
> acquired my own personal free real estate.
3-21-2026
> updated big red button.
> added life update v3 to blogs.
> showed these fuckers how to dance.
3-14-2026
> updated index and big red button.
> became submissive and agreeable.
3-7-2026
> nothing! again! i was working on stuff. my apologies for not updating today. :(
2-28-2026
> updated big red button.
> added mailbag 7: james for president to mailbag.
> slept for longer than last week.
2-21-2026
> updated big red button.
> slept for too long.
2-14-2026
> updated big red button.
> added valentine card to art.
> threw out the love of my dreams.
2-7-2026
> updated big red button.
> added wobbuffet to art.
> added james batch: a j dilla tribute to music.
> updated home and index.
> ate some donuts.
> set the quantize on the 3000 to 1/128.
1-31-2026
> nothing! i want to enjoy the snow and myself. and you should, too! i'll have something big next saturday. trust me, true believer. :-)
1-23-2026
> updated big red button.
> updated site layout.
> added site overhaul v2 to blogs.
> removed new roblox game from blogs.
> found waldo.
1-18-2026
> added migraine iii to music.
> became rich, biatch.
1-17-2026
> updated big red button.
> added discord server to blogs.
> touched grass.
1-7-2026
> updated big red button.
> updated home.
> updated site layout.
> added enter.
> added site overhaul v1 to blogs.
> became a bootleg master.
1-3-2026
> updated big red button.
> found obama's last name.
12-27-2025
> updated big red button.
> added new year's predictions v1 to blogs.
> escaped the circus.
12-20-2025
> updated big red button.
> added streaming to blogs.
> posted eggman's nudes on twitter dot com.
12-13-2025
> updated big red button.
> added the cartoons of death volume 1 to art.
> made fun of openai.
12-6-2025
> updated big red button.
> added christmas update v1 to blogs.
> legalized nuclear bombs.
11-29-2025
> updated big red button.
> straightened it out.
11-22-2025
> updated big red button.
> updated bio in about.
> waited for my aids test to come back.
11-15-2025
> updated big red button.
> added mailbag 6: take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else to mailbag.
> learned to fly from a floating green head.
11-8-2025
> updated big red button.
> added sleep to blogs.
>took jeff the killer's advice for granted.
11-1-2025
> updated big red button.
> added how to make garlic sauce from papa john's (totally accurate recipe no bullshit) to oddities.
> shot mariah carey.
10-25-2025
> updated big red button.
> added alien spaceship to music.
> removed potential music equipment page in about. basically i'll make it a blog post at some point because i don't think it's that important to put in about just yet. -w-
> installed hot dog stand theme for windows 3.1.
10-18-2025
> updated big red button.
> added wip.html.
> turned off sticky keys.
10-11-2025
> added changelog (welcome!).
> updated big red button.
> added skate 4 review to blogs.
> added mailbag 5: down with mail, up with bags to mailbag.
> removed herobrine.
kthxbai. >w<